her face is a map of the world, it's a map of the world you can see she's a beautiful girl, she's a beautiful girl
This one never gets old.
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
Self absorbed Bitch.
i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?
She is most definitely not a Bitch, but yes, self absorbed I’d say from the copious amounts of selfies she takes.
when you turn 18 you can only blog about the following things
- current events
- the glories of small government
- freeform jazz
is some creep trying to pester you into a relationship? are you ready to shut them out of your life once and for all and look cute as frick doing it?
here’s a video to help you boot that sucker so far into the friendzone they’ll wish they’d never met you in the first place!
when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”
Hey, they should do a reverse version of Faking It where a couple of lesbians pretend to be straight so they’re accepted!
They could call it “Real Life”.
Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened