Marry someone who you want to annoy for the rest of your life
My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)
I see you in colors that don’t exist.
Paul Matsumoto (via awakenedvibrations)

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

JESSE, JESSE PICK UP THE PHONE

walter white in any given episode (via buttwyatt)

this is the worst post ever

(via buttwyatt)
fun fact my best friend in the entire world moved 2000 kilometres away to melbourne and she saw your show and gave you a bracelet i made (it said bae. i called it a baecelet) and even though i was very far away and unable to see u i feel like we are united through stories about your performance (amazing, or so i hear) and crappy baecelets. also u took pictures of my friend lilys face. (she has an a+ face :--)

lordemusic:

well in a nice turn of events i am WEARING IT AS WE SPEAK thanks bae!!

brendanglennon:

Fucked me up something good

actualcrutchie:

questions to ask about your favourite character

  • if u gave them an office chair would they spin around on it and wheel around the room
  • how many selfies do they take
  • how much do they yell during a mario kart game